Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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