I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Less talking, more tequila
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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