About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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