school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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