you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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