Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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