dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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