we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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