His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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