carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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