Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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