It's Friday. Sex?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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