im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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