Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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