I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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