Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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