respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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