I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We’re leaving where are you
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