I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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