An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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