...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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