why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw a hot homeless man
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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