nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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