Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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