ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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