When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Boobs speak an international language.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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