Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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