I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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