Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have feelings that need drinking.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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