I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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