Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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