Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dude. I can hear the air.
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