...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i think my mom watched the whole time
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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