i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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