Christians are straight up FREAKS
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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