I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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