So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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