I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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