So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
