you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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