How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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