Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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