Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
be right there i have to get my cape
Everyone says I win the strip club
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Randomize
