Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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