Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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