We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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