i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
