I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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