that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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