i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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