Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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