we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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