Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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