there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i think im in europe. pls send help
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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