when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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